Me Said, She Said.. A Visit with Chuck

She: Did you know that your husband likes to go to Chucky Cheese??? (in a very Nah, Nah Nah Nah Nah tone that reeks of exclusion)

Me: Oh, really?

She: Uh huh. Know who takes him there?

Me: Nope. Who?

She: His Mother! (Pause for effect) And do you know who that is?

Me: Um, your Grandma Nelson?

She: (shocked) How did you know who his mother is?!?!

Me: Because Mommy is magic and she knows everything.

She: Silent, stunned and contemplating all the other "everythings" Mommy might just know about.